Nicky Barry and Lucy Best are two bawdy dames from Melbourne who definitely failed finishing school. High society's loss is comedy's gain, they are now two of the most sought-after comedy and cabaret acts in town.

Join them for an evening of adult-only laughter and wanton misbehaviour as they host a magnificent banquet of Melbourne's funniest and feistiest femme comedians with all the trimmings. This truly delicious feminist feast will satisfy everyone with a healthy appetite for naughtiness. Expect plenty of jokes about coke, blokes and pokes and assorted other unladylike antics.

Be warned, like the performers, this show will contain traces of nuts.