We are breaking away from formality and presenting a night of silliness. We want to bring you laughter, funny plays and silly toys:

• Silly toys - those funny $2 shop finds. Hand made crazy toys. Anything silly.
• No dress code - wear everyday clothes, be an inflatable dinosaur to bounce play with a fellow inflatable. Piñata Lady, come back let, us spank you for those yummy lollies.
• Creativity required - don’t just do play bring out those crazy creative ideas you always wanted to try, experiment on silly night.
• Crowd participation play - If you’re a bit of an exhibitionist, come get the crowds voice to guide your scene/play.
• Laughter - tell dad jokes all night. With crowd participation play, yell out - maybe ‘hit harder’.
• Anything silly.

On the night we will announce a competition that is on to win a prize. It maybe best cartoon created by wax play. The winning artist/play will be presented with a real bdsm toy (nothing silly of course). Keep an eye out for what skills we will challenge next.

This month’s Competition: Best flower made on the night in a NEEDLE play.

Prize: tbc

Newbies are encouraged to come along and enjoy a silly night out. See some real creative going on’s. See the skills of people with the competitions. Ask questions and don’t stress about too many formalities. We are looking in creating a laughter filled night with a friendly atmosphere. Feel comfortable at a club, without many of the normal bdsm protocols.

For our regulars, set those creative minds afoot. Come with those hand made toys of years past and dust them off. Organise a play partner for a crowd included play, the louder the better, get them screaming and the crowd laughing. Keep an eye out for our challenges and come challenge yourself and compete for a bdsm prize. Even suggest what prize you want, we maybe able to oblige.

Sorry but have a few Rules for Silly Nights (We are a bdsm venue, have to have some rules):-

Respect everyone.

Do not touch anyone without consent.

Do not touch anyone’s toys unless offered.

Stay out of an active playspace.

Don’t interrupt an active scene/play unless it’s a crowd participation scene/play.

No sex

No alcohol 

To ensure safety for all participants our club nights are Sex,Drug/Alcohol free and 18+

Hours
Our doors open at 7pm and close at 12am, and no new play scenes can begin after 11:30am.

Location
The Club, Factory 7/2D Indwe St, West Footscray, You can turn into our street from Roberts st.
We are the at very back of the factory driveway on the right hand side (You should see a big painted 7 on the wall)
We have parking available onsite and in surrounding areas/Streets. Please be mindful and respectful of our neighbours when arriving and departing as there are residential properties around us.

Transport
The Tottenham train station is the closest station (800m) to the venue, please check the train/bus schedule prior to booking.

Accessibility
Our venue is fully accessible and the ground is flat (no steps or uneven flooring) allowing wheelchair access. We have 2 bathrooms, one is a disabled toilet with space for movement with mobility aids. It also has a metal disability railing for extra support

Questions?Please message us your questions on the club’s page or social media (Instagram- @Theclubmelb

Thank you for reading!